Ginormous Boobs!
Steamy sex!
Lust!
Love!
Unrealistically clean buttholes!
Vaginas!
Internal testes!
Long scaly wieners!
Hello! I’m Jim Krokowski, entrepreneur, spokesperson, and, now, self-published author!
Is it getting hot in here or is it just my books?
It’s my books!
Ladies and gentleman, heteros, gays, bis, subs, doms, chubby chasers, power bottoms, furries, bronies, and every other permutation of human sexuality, I’m proud to present to you my brand new series of Reptilian themed erotica – Lizard Lovers! Guaranteed to be the sexiest depictions of human on shape shifting humanoid adult situations you’ll ever read!
I’ve written literally dozens of these things, including such arousing titles as:
You Suck My Blood, I’ll Suck Your Lizard Dick
My Super Sexy Cheney/Rumsfeld Three-Way
RILFS
RILFS II
Shapeshifting Sex Party with Oprah Winfrey
Lady In the Streets, Blood Guzzling Lizard Person In the Sheets
Freddy Mercury’s Scaly Butt
Reptilian BangBus
And many, many more!
I’m getting excited just thinking about it!
Look for them at fine truck stops all over the Wyoming/Nebraska/South Dakota tri-state area! Available in large print, braille, and audiobook read by yours truly!
Pick one up today and let the sexy good times roll, or should I say, slither? Ha Ha!